got less than 30 minutes at work. So Im killing time by sitting on the toilet in the restroom. There’s this lady in the stall next to me and she farted. I told her good one and she said thank you. When we got out of the stalls we just looked at each other and smiled. It was an older lady omg

Booty

Booty booty booty. I wanna touch the booty. Booty booty

pokec0re:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

(via let-me-quit)

circumcising:

“i’m not gay but..” ya you’re gay

(via bucket-for-my-creys)